TheDarkCyde
Fun Times
- I have been alive for 11317 days!
- Today is day number 403 of 2011!
- It has been 2186 days since my last cigarette!
- It has been 373 days since I last got a tattoo !
- It has been 489 days since I attended my last metal show!
- 361 days until I attend my next metal show!
- It has been 1864 days since I last had McDonalds, Wendy's, Arby's, Roy Roger's or Burger King!
FUCK fast food!
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Category Archives: Reality
RIP George Carlin
One of the funniest people I have ever known lost his life yesterday. George Carlin always made me laugh. His black comedy and political puns were the best. I remember his HBO stand-up specials and how we used to memorize all of the jokes and walk around cussing all the time. Hell, I think I use at least 4 of the 7 dirty words on a daily basis. Shame that he had to go, but he will always be remembered as one of the best!
Carlin’s themes have been known for causing considerable controversy in the general media. His most usual topic was (in his words) humanity’s “bullshit”, which might include murder, genocide, war, rape, corruption, religion and other aspects of human civilization. His delivery frequently treated these subjects in a misanthropic and nihilistic fashion, such as in his statement during the Life is Worth Losing show: “I look at it this way… For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers… so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely
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RIP Sean Taylor
Sad day in Redskin-nation. RIP Sean. You will be extremely missed.
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In-Flight Warheads!?! Zoinks yo
“A B-52 bomber mistakenly loaded with five nuclear warheads flew from Minot Air Force Base, N.D, to Barksdale Air Force Base, La., on Aug. 30, resulting in an Air Force-wide investigation, according to three officers who asked not to be identified because they were not authorized to discuss the incident,” according to the Navy Times.
The B-52 was loaded with Advanced Cruise Missiles, part of a Defense Department effort to decommission 400 of the ACMs. But the nuclear warheads should have been removed at Minot before being transported to Barksdale, the officers said. The missiles were mounted onto the pylons of the bomber’s wings.
Advanced Cruise Missiles carry a W80-1 warhead with a yield of 5 to 150 kilotons and are specifically designed for delivery by B-52 strategic bombers.
Air Force spokesman Lt. Col. Ed Thomas said the transfer was safely conducted and the weapons were in Air Force custody and control at all times. However, the mistake was not discovered until the B-52 landed at Barskdale, which left the warheads unaccounted for during the approximately 3 1/2 hour flight between the two bases, the officers said.
This is incredible. How could something like this happen? These warheads are said to be some of the most “protected” materials in the Armed Forces. I… Continue Reading
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How could you NOT feel this?!?!
Okay, I have heard some weird shit in my day, but this is just crazy. Tell me how this can happen!!
TOKYO (Reuters) – A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km (1.2 miles), leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.
The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.
He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.
The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.
I get tattooed a lot… I sometimes cut myself during drunk escapades… and I FEEL that shit. This dude must have been cracked out to not feel that! Dumbass.
RIP Chris Benoit
Like many young boys I grew up watching the WWF (WWE), WCW, ECW & and other mainstream wrestling divisions. Chris Benoit (aka The Rabid Wolverine, The Crippler, The Canadian Crippler) — was found dead in his home in Fayetteville, Ga. Also discovered in the home were the dead bodies of his wife and 7 year-old son.
Authorities representing the Sheriff’s Department initially had a difficult time entering Benoit’s new Fayetteville home Monday afternoon, which had been guarded by two large German Shepherds roaming freely around the property. Once authorities entered the residence, they quickly located the bodies of Benoit, Nancy and Daniel.
He was one of my favorite wrestling characters ever, and a great athlete. He will be missed.
UPDATE: Many new details of the deaths of the Benoit family have been released.
Pro wrestler Chris Benoit strangled his wife, suffocated his 7-year-old son and placed a Bible next to their bodies before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley, authorities said Tuesday.
Investigators found anabolic steroids in the house and want to know whether the muscle man nicknamed “The Canadian Crippler” was unhinged by the bodybuilding drugs, which can cause paranoia, depression and explosive outbursts known as “roid rage.”
Authorities offered no motive for the killings, which
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Neowin Resignation
There is not much I can say to explain the great time I have had being a part of this website (Neowin.net.) I am not going to give some kind of lame speech, or make anyone whip out some tissues. I will be brief.
The time has come for me to step aside so I can focus on events happening in my real life. As many can clearly tell, I have not been able to dedicate any of my free time to the site at all. My reality has consumed most of my time lately. Any time I do have is being used wisely to get my side work off the ground. I have been doing some consulting, building, and promoting for a couple of websites that I have started work on. This post has actually been delayed for some time. I should have made this announcement sooner but was still clinging on to hope that I could continue my role here at Neowin.
However, that hope has now subsided. I must move on. It is safe to say that I will never forget Neowin. I have loved this place since I first found it. I was given the chance to moderate, and code the site. For that I will… Continue Reading
UPDATED: Gotta do my civic DOODY
Welp, I might have to do Jury Duty tomorrow. I have never had to it before. I get to call tonite and see if I have to report. If I do- I am hoping that I get a neat case.
Anyways. Gotta do what you gotta do, right?!
UPDATED (02/07/06 @ 19:25:00):
The following group numbers should report for jury service at the Circuit Court on:
Thursday, February 9, 2006 @ 8 AM:
1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7
DAMMIT!
U.S. Military Deaths Reach 2,000 in Iraq
Earlier Tuesday, the U.S. military announced the deaths of two unidentified Marines in fighting with insurgents last week in a village west of Baghdad. The deaths raised the Associated Press tally of military fatalities to 2,000 in the Iraq war, which began in March 2003.
President Bush warned the nation to brace for an even higher casualty count as the mission has more work remaining to be successful.
“The terrorists are as brutal an enemy as we have ever faced, unconstrained by any notion of common humanity and by the rules of warfare,” the president said in a speech before the Joint Armed Forces Officers’ Wives’ luncheon in Washington. “No one should underestimate the difficulties ahead.”
Man oh man, did I LOVE seeing GWAR rip W and Dick’s fucking guts out at that show. Anyways. Shame we have to lose this many people for an unjust cause. Gotta love democracy.
RIP to our brothers and sisters who lost their lives for the sake of trying to rule the world.
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Vacation
Welp, finally here. Got the fuck out of VA “drama city”. Chillin’ in Daytona Beach. Will be back soon fuckers!! Snootchie bootchies. Continue reading
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The perfect heist.
I was doing my normal morning surf and came across this article on CNN…
Belfast heist ‘very professional’
Wow. Reading that makes me think. What kind of balls do you gotta have to try that? And they made it seem so easy…
Props to those dudes. HAHA. Continue reading
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RIP DIMEBAG!!
You are gone but not forgotten. Continue reading
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